Money Obeys Magick

Rewire The

Witch Wound

A Live Ritual to Turn Guilt Into Gold

Not another boring "masterclass replay" you half-watch while doom scrolling or making dinner. This is a LIVE, interactive transmission - part ritual, part hypnotic portal, part rebel wealth re-wiring.

Discover the exact 3-step sequence to alchemise self-doubt, perfectionism, and money guilt into aligned abundance - without hustling harder, discounting your prices, or selling your soul.

Learn how to rewire your wealth identity - because you don’t manifest what you want, you manifest who you are.

You're in the Right Place if...

You're an established or aspiring Coach, Healer or Creative

You’re crazy talented but struggle to actually say that out loud - which makes selling feel like pulling teeth.

Sales, pricing, and visibility feel icky AF - so you hide, undercharge, or over-give.

You’ve tried the marketing courses, the mindset hacks, the manifestation rituals…yet you’re still stuck in feast-or-famine cycles.

You’re secretly (or not so secretly) scared of money - what to charge, what to do with it, or if you can even handle more.

Here's What You'll Learn...

The exact energetic framework YOU NEED to stop the hustling, second-guessing, and undercharging -

and start showing up as the unapologetically wealthy version of you.

Hi, I'm Shelly - Hypnotist, Energy Coach, Rebellious Wealth Witch

I help coaches, healers, and creatives go from overgiving, undercharging, and second-guessing themselves to creating consistent income, radical trust in themselves and their talents, and feeling confident charging what they’re worth...without burning out, selling out, or dancing like a fuckwit on TikTok.

This isn’t a vision board circle or a manifestationy kumbaya session - it’s a no-BS, magick-meets-neuroscience induction to flip your money flow back on and introduce you to your wealthiest, best self

Social Media Content

Automate your online reviews with a few simple clicks & respond to reviews in 1 place

Video Content

Manage your messages with a single inbox for text, Facebook messages, Google messages, and more.

Webchat

Convert more website visitors into leads & sales conversations with Webchat.

Payments

Easy text 2 pay client invoicing. Simplify your client invoicing & get paid faster.

Missed Call Text Back

When you're away, have The Mindful Misfit follow up via text so you never lose another customer

CRM

Grow your audience & know where

new leads are coming from

How to Start Creating Your

Dream Income

Claim Your Free “Rewire the Witch Wound” Access Pass

Pop your details in to save your seat for the live ritual + get all the juicy reminders.

Attend the 60-Minute Ritual Training Live

See the Sacred Success Sequence in action so you can stop money-leaking through procrastination, perfectionism, and “oops I discounted again” guilt.

Don't Ghost Early

Stay ‘til the end and I'll gift you my premium Abundance Activation hypnosis: your brain’s new bestie for turning guilt into gold.

Before You Make Another Vision Board…

Let’s Rewire the Roots

Heal the Source, Not Just the Symptoms.

Shift from quick fixes to real rewiring - so your income becomes steady, not a fluke.

We dive straight into your subconscious and energy field - where your money stories live. No more slapping affirmations on top of scarcity spirals and waiting for nothing to happen.

End the feast-or-famine cycle: no more panic-pricing one month and over-giving the next.

Trust yourself with money: state your price with confidence (and get the yes).

Feel sovereign AF: money no longer feels like a threat, it feels like an ally.

Turn Ritual Into Revenue

**Not by hustling harder...by rewiring smarter.**

Learn how to use practical-woo to shift your nervous system and identity into alignment with your wealthy self. Less 'grind mode,' more 'wealth witch on autopilot.'

Aligned actions that actually stick: no more forcing yourself into systems that don’t fit.

Sacred habits, not busywork: rituals and environments that make wealth your baseline.

Cash flow without cringe: selling, marketing, and receiving become easy, embodied, and natural.

Bend Time, Break Rules, Bank More

You don’t need six more certifications or

a five-year plan

When your energy, identity, and rituals align, abundance flows fast. Clients stop ghosting. Opportunities land in your lap. You start making decisions based on desire, not fear.

Money moves quick: clients report cha-ching shifts in under a week.

Big income, zero cringe: $8–10k months without selling your soul or shaking your ass on socials.

Boss-witch confidence: you show up turned on by your work, not tapped out by it.

Step Into Wealth That Feels Safe, Sacred, and Yours

Drop your details below to save your spot in the live ritual + get the reminders.

I consent to receive SMS/Email reminders & wealth witchery from Shelly Bean.

Every Conversation In One Place

Communicate Efficiently With Customers and Leads

Reach your customers wherever they are with text messaging. Request reviews, connect with website visitors, collect payments, respond to Facebook & Google Messages, and market to customers and leads all from your app.

Get Paid Faster Than Ever

Collecting payments isn’t anyone’s favorite job. Make paying as quick and convenient as possible for your customers with a secure payment link delivered right to their phone.

Grow Your Audience

Grow your audience & know where new leads are coming from with The Mindful Misfit's easy-to-use CRM. Easily import existing leads to make client communication a cinch!